The Fresh Prince of ER

04 March 2016, North Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

(With Apologies to Will Smith)

Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside-down

I’d like to take a minute,

Just sit right there

And I’ll tell you how I got holes blown in my derriere

In North Philadelphia, selling drugs

On the corner, was where I made most of my funds

Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, and packin’

And hittin’ up randos tryin’ to sell some crack

When a couple of guys, who were tryin’ to be good

Declined to make a purchase in my neighborhood

My boys mobbed the car and the driver got freaked

Then he put holes in my legs in a mild fit of pique

The police hit the hospital ‘round about eight

And I said to detectives “this guy, he went crazy”

they looked at my injuries

and then at the tapes

and promised me a jail cell when I got released

The Links:

http://www.fox29.com/news/100696909-story

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2016/03/04/police-23-year-old-shot-five-times-while-attempting-to-rob-someone/

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20160305_Man_shot_during_alleged_robbery_attempt_is_arrested.html

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20160305_Man_shot_during_alleged_robbery_attempt_is_arrested.html

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