The Fresh Prince of ER

04 March 2016, North Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
(With Apologies to Will Smith)
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside-down
I’d like to take a minute,
Just sit right there
And I’ll tell you how I got holes blown in my derriere
In North Philadelphia, selling drugs
On the corner, was where I made most of my funds
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, and packin’
And hittin’ up randos tryin’ to sell some crack
When a couple of guys, who were tryin’ to be good
Declined to make a purchase in my neighborhood
My boys mobbed the car and the driver got freaked
Then he put holes in my legs in a mild fit of pique
The police hit the hospital ‘round about eight
And I said to detectives “this guy, he went crazy”
they looked at my injuries
and then at the tapes
and promised me a jail cell when I got released
The Links:
http://www.fox29.com/news/100696909-story
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20160305_Man_shot_during_alleged_robbery_attempt_is_arrested.html
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20160305_Man_shot_during_alleged_robbery_attempt_is_arrested.html
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