Instead, he got a little lead from a trigger-happy gun nut with a penchant for attempted murder.
According to police, Kenny, 33, solicited assistance from a man in a Wal-Mart parking lot. The man, one of America’s killers-in-waiting, panicked (as is their wont) and immediately started spraying the area with gunfire, endangering hundreds of innocent New Mexicans in his attempt to violate Kenny’s right to not be shot.
In contrast to the hundreds of thousands of little children and innocent teenagers murdered daily by US gun fetishists, Kenneth was barely injured, fleeing the crazed shooter before he could do any severe damage.
So, what haven’t we mentioned? Now that’ you’re with us this far, what’s the kicker?
Armed robbery is the kicker. Innocent little Kenny, 33, jumped into his victim’s car and menaced him with a large knife.
The victim, as yet unnamed, attempted to flee the vehicle, dropping his wallet in the process. Little Kenny pursued, clambering after his victim as best he could, being constrained by having to get out of the car.
The victim turned, taking advantage of his attacker’s difficulties, pulled his gun, and opened fire. The victim, seeing that he had hit his attacker and was no longer being pursued, ceased firing.
Kenny fled to a hospital, where he was promptly arrested.